With CavWife and I out of town this past weekend the kids stayed with some friends. I haven’t written too much about the kids lately. Our friend’s updates were funny, so I thought I’d make them available.
Ch. 1: played on floor from 8-9:30. LAID on floor while CavKids PLAYED on floor.
Ch. 2: SNACK–brought up by [...]
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Considering the Kids’ Antics
Posted in Family, Food, Humor, tagged Family, Humor, kids on May 5, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Considering the Doghouse
Posted in Humor, Marriage on January 19, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Here is a very creative, lengthy commercial. Enjoy- and don’t take it too seriously guys.
While watching it with CavWife, I commented “you’d be excited about that gift.” Her response, “Looks like a Dyson!” Some women are practical, but some want the big romance gift. Guys, know your wives. But, they can [...]
Considering John Crowder
Posted in Current Events, Humor, tagged heretics, John Crowder, revivalism on January 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I hesitate to put this up. I’m torn for 2 reasons.
1. This is very funny.
2. This is intensely sad.
In isolation, it is funny. But since this seriously misrepresents Christianity, it is intensely sad. Here’s some of the chicanery going on in the name of Jesus (maybe, might just be money). This is proof positive of [...]
Considering My Flight Home
Posted in Books, Christian Living, Current Events, Humor, Vacation, tagged air travel, gratitude, Jerry Bridges, President Bush, Vacation on December 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I was off to the airport a bit early this morning thanks to the 5 inches (and counting) of snow that fell overnight and into the morning. I had a 12:30 flight home. The snow made slow going, which was not helped by the driver’s incessent need to look around and see damage from last [...]
Considering Mas
Posted in Current Events, Humor, tagged Christmas, consumerism, holidays, Roberto Duran on December 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Sounds like the forces of agnosticism and atheism are growing here in America (and elsewhere) to make Christmas a non-Christian event.
What would happen if you took the Christ out of Christmas? You’d have Mas, which in Spanish means “more”, which is exactly what Roberto Duran didn’t want when he uttered “no mas”.
This would be exactly [...]
Considering an Interesting Thought
Posted in Church, Humor, Ministry on December 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Never trust those early morning thoughts, but I had one this morning. I wonder how many of the churches that rejected my application are still searching for a pastor.
So, I characterized them, as best I could, according to how long they have been without a pastor.
1 year or less: 6
1-2 years: 4
2+ years: 1
So, 5 [...]
Considering Our Flight to NY
Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Vacation, tagged car seats, diapers, plane rides, tolls, vacation travel on December 11, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Everything seemed to get off to a good start. We went to bed at a reasonable hour, mostly packed and oatmeal soaking for a quick breakfast for the kids. We’d be getting them up a little early, not way before the crack of dawn like on other trips, to get on the road to the [...]
Considering Absurd Things
Posted in Current Events, Humor, tagged Bishop Paulk, Church Without Walls, EHarmony, foreclosure on November 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
When you spend too much time on rollercoasters, you start thinking in strange ways. I ran across these things this morning- pondering the absurdity and irony.
Three prosperity churches are filing for bankruptcy and/or selling their facilities.
Church Without Walls International in Tampa is facing foreclosure. Since the White’s divorce things have gone south of the border [...]
Considering Islands of Adventure
Posted in Current Events, Humor, tagged amusement park, rollercoasters on November 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
A friend provided 2 comp tix for Universal Studies. I had never been to Islands of Adventure, and really wanted to spend a day on the rollercoasters. So my friend Danny and I headed north today to enjoy said rollercoasters. It was a perfect day- 60’s and sunny with little to no wind. There were [...]
Considering My Princess & Warrior
Posted in Family, Humor, Parenting, Photography, tagged birthday party, kids, MMA, princess, wrestling on October 14, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Being a dad is a magnificent thing. My little girl is growing up WAY too fast. Soon I’ll have to get a 9mm and work on the “Application to Date CavGirl” form.
She went to a friend’s birthday party this past weekend where they all dressed up like beautiful little girls and acted like models. She [...]
Considering Clothing
Posted in Humor, tagged Craig Sager, Fenway Park on October 9, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Boston.com photo
There needs to be a law against this? I just …. don’t …. understand …. why.
Considering the Fear of Man
Posted in Books, Christian Living, Humor, Monty Python, Preaching, tagged Ed Welch, fear of God, fear of man, Monty Python, Nehemiah on October 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Nehemiah’s enemies sought to promote fear. Oddly, they feared him because they saw that he was getting the job done. They knew they had to cripple or remove him somehow. They sought to inspire fear in him & the people (the Hebrew word for fear is found in 6:9, 13,14 & 19). Rather than fear [...]
Considering Reading Level
Posted in Humor on July 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Contrary to what some people here in Polk County think … I’m not a genius. Obviously. I guess my quest to be readable has succeeded!
Movie Reviews
Celtics Sign Who?
Posted in Basketball, Celtics, Humor, Sports, tagged Celtics, D League. Celtics blog, Don Nelson, free agent signing, Kendrick Perkins, Patrick O'Bryant on July 11, 2008 | 3 Comments »
The Boston Celtics made a free agent signing today. No, it wasn’t James Posey. Or any other big name. It was the one and only, utterly amazing Patrick O’Bryant (now that’s a good Irish name, me boy).
Bryant was the Warriors’ first round pick (#9 overall) in 2006. He’s a 7 footer out of Bradley weighing [...]
Considering Parenting Headaches
Posted in Books, Family, Humor, Parenting, tagged anger, depravity, mowing, pool vacuum, potty training, Prayer, Roger Nicole, swimming on July 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It has been a strange few days. With no response from the local job market, I’m spending too much time at home. Strange things happen when daddy’s home so much.
Recently CavGirl has decided she wants to poop on the potty. We had been making no headway on this agenda, and she had previously announced she’d [...]
Considering How to Love My Family
Posted in Family, Humor, Marriage, Ministry, Parenting, Vacation, tagged church life, Marriage, Parenting, Prayer, Vacation on July 3, 2008 | 5 Comments »
9 Mark Ministries compiled some ways for pastors to better love their wives (we’re talking a plurality of pastors, not polygamy) and kids. Some of them are very good. Some make me wonder “how?” I’ll put my comments, silly and otherwise in brackets and in red. Since they are compiled, there are some that sound inconsistent, go with it [...]
Considering Home Repairs
Posted in Family, Humor, tagged plumbing, leaky shower, spider bites, WD-40, desperate prayers on July 1, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It was time to face the inevitable. Our shower head had been dripping for … well … I can’t even tell you how long. I’d been avoiding it like the plague. Last week we discovered that the flapper on the toilet was on its annual failure. So, off to sLowe’s I went seeking replacement parts [...]
Considering a Wonderful Wedding Weekend
Posted in Family, Food, Humor, Marriage, Ministry, Parenting, tagged flower girl, Jolly Blogger, lack of sleep, rehearsal, sweet tea, swimming, wedding on June 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »
This weekend I had the privilege of officiating the wedding ceremony of a great friend who was marrying a great woman. They are … a great couple.
Since it was nearly 2 hours away drive-time, and CavGirl was the flower girl, we ended up staying in a Residence Inn about 30 minutes away from the wedding [...]
Today’s Strange and Sad News
Posted in Current Events, Humor, tagged Calvin, cocaine, idols, Messiah, Siberia on June 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I’ve been focused on the serious side lately. We all need distractions. These are stories I ran across today between CavSon’s hearing evaluation and speech therapy.
God sold cocaine. In nearby Tampa, God Lucky Howard was arrested for selling cocaine to undercover officers. He did this within 1,000 feet of a church and public housing, so his [...]